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Halloween Bird Watching The Dark Side by
Nomad Rick
Bird watching is just about the most unobjectionable hobby in the world.
With Halloween approaching, however, it is time to discuss the dark, dark,
dark side of birding.
Bird watching enthusiasts are always looking for good spots to whip out the
binoculars and visually hunt for a new life bird. There are really only two
potential downsides to this for bird watchers.
What Are You Looking At?
For backyard birding, one runs the risk of neighbors thinking you are a pervert
of some type trying to look in their windows with your binoculars. This can
usually be overcome by spreading the word in the neighborhood that youre
an avid birder and the binoculars are not pointing at anyones windows.
Really.
If this doesnt work, invite the offended neighbors over to do some
watching. They will either grow bored and leave or get hooked. Either way,
youll benefit and no longer have to deal with negative gossip.
Buffy the Bird Watcher
Cemeteries! Not just for demons, vampires and Buffy the Vampire Slayer!
A nasty little secret in the bird watching world is the fact cemeteries are
good places to bird watch. Generally, the cemetery is quite, has lots of
trees and hunters typically arent bold enough to have a go at the fowl.
In short, a perfect place for birds to congregate and you to watch.
Now, it goes without saying that bird watching in a cemetery requires a certain
etiquette. First, the staff at the cemetery may have a "get the hell off
the property" policy towards birding enthusiasts. This can quickly be overcome
by explaining that uncle/aunt [look at closest grave stone] was an avid bird
watcher and you are bringing their equipment in remembrance. A little wailing
may help with senior staff, while cigarettes seem to be preferred by staff
carrying shovels.
Having dealt with the staff, small mention should be made regarding actual
funerals. If a dearly beloved is being interred, do not pursue your birding
within site of the event! Doing so could result in serious physical injury,
as funeral goers do not seem to react well to a person with binoculars staring
in the direction of funeral and writing down things. Keep in mind emotions
are justifiably high. This means they can outrun you.
Typically, most will cluck in dismay at the idea of bird watching in a cemetery.
You may be doing so now. Ah, but as Halloween approaches and youre
dying for a new sighting, you just might start to feel differently.
After all, where else will you be able to finally see Vladious Vampirous
in its natural habitat?
Rick Chapo is with Nomad Journals
- makers of diary and writing journals.
Bird watching
journals are great bird watching gifts for bird watching tours and vacations.
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